YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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