He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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