come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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