and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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