My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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