Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I look better un-naked...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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