i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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