what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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