the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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