Umm I'm too high to move.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
