do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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