I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Randomize
