I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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