I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Randomize
