I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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