He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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