Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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