I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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