...so i touched it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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