I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
ok first of all what the fuck
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