google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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