My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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