I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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