Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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