This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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