its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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