I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
vagina is talking i cant
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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