I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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