Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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