Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
