i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think my moral compass just broke
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