Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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