I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
