My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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