he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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