I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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