just come out here and I will go home with you...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I am mentally ready for anal.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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