I bet he comes in French.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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