the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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