I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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