I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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