i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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