how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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