No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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