just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
