so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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