I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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