i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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