I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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