OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
