weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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